Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I have fence marks all over my body
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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