Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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