I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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