i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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