Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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