u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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