Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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