its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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