How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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