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(917): View more from New York City

Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.

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(813): View more from Florida

Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.

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(703): View more from Virginia

protesters in toronto definately have the best pot

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex

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(804): View more from Virginia

I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.

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(716): View more from New York

He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Dude I had my dad cock block me once

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