Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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