Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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