Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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