Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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