The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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