Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I want a musical about memes.
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