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(516): View more from New York

Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.

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(314): View more from Missouri

i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating

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(937): View more from Ohio

I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.

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(607): View more from New York

do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."

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(805): View more from California

I want "hickeys on my ass" sex

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(519): View more from Ontario

We will just distract him with tacos and porn.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.

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