So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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