He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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