real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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