Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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