Already got asked if we're dating
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you still have your period?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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