I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
