In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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