2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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