woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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