i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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