Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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