It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
