In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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