I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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