She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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