WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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