you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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