Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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