Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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