Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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