Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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