have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wish they made helmets for livers.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
The Olympian is in my bed
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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