dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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