just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
even my farts smell like vagina
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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