He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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