Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
