yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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