You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
not ubering you a puppy
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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