Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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