Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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