shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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