My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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