I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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