do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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