i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
