I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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