I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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